Daily Archives: March 12, 2012

The Wind in My Hair

I started with Roller Derby back in 2010, and dabbled a bit prior to that as well. I’ll never forget the feeling I had the first time I attended a practice, it was as if I had found my true calling in life. Going in circles on the smooth pavement of a Brooklyn playground, with increasing speed and confidence, I felt so powerful. My legs cramping because we were told to “SKATE LOW” constantly, and were forced into a squat position while taking corners and doing crossovers for the first time. Center of gravity, and all. It made sense, but it fucking HURT. My thighs would burn, on FIRE, but I’d keep going because the wind in my hair felt so damn good! At the end of practice, I’d be pouring sweat and wanting to die, but I loved every second of it.

Derby/skating is my chemotherapy for psychological tumors. I went a very long time without strapping wheels to my tiny feet, and I missed the shit out of it. It’s almost Spring again, which means the derby circuit is coming alive again. My favorite time of year!

I’ll be skating a lot next week, and besides a slight knee injury, I’m more than ready! I get so addicted to things, people, food, that comes with having an addictive personality, but derby is not a bad thing to be addicted to. Especially, for a girl with a temper, attitude and personality like mine. I need an outlet for my aggression and rage, and I found that outlet in this sport.

So, here I go again… Back on wheels and spirits high!

Down 25 lbs, 5 more to go!

#gomastercleanse
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Holy Soreness, Batman

I am in serious pain today! I kicked my own ass this weekend. I can hardly walk, my lower back is killing me and I cannot lift my arms above my shoulders.

JFC.

Ridiculous. You’d think that after all of this time my muscle soreness would be minimal, and not like it’s the first time I’ve ever lifted a weight in my entire life. There are some masochists who enjoy this feeling, I fucking hate it. I feel like I have the flu. Makes me want to retire to the couch with comfort food and cry like a big baby.

I won’t, and I am not eating food, and I do not cry, so I’ll just need to pull up my big girl pants and power through. Back in the gym tonight…I have a big week coming up soon, and need to be prepared!

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Doobie

Doobie

My dog is quite a character! He goes in the fridge. Little bugger.

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Air Supply

One night, I was trying to seduce my now husband. I hooked up some candles, dressed up in a sexy outfit, busted out the fragrant oils, and put on a playlist.

We’re into it, when this song comes on… Craig’s reaction?

“Fucking AIR SUPPLY, Bro? Really?!”

We started laughing so hard. Killed the mood.

So, this is for you Craig… You still make me laugh until I piss myself.

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